Surprise Bitch

I have no idea who you are but I'm following you so- there must be a reason 

Really I disappear for 3 months and I thotties don’t even check up on me

If you call me snake daddy I’ll give you food

It's the devil's hour bitch fucking 3:33 am

thanks for following my dude :)

Oof I love you so much

Long story short, you have me. 

I really really reaaaalllly like your profile picture it is so amazing 

Dude update on ur stories. You just left me hanging there