hi.
My name is Cazzo, what's your name? .-.
i like wood, do you like wood? the color brown reminds me of poop.
turtles and sunshine, yeah?

I mean, lotion helps everybody but why does wood have to be brown? chimpanzee.
anyone else happy it's summer? my birthday is in August so I better get a Watt-pad present. .-.

This is a joined account of:

@Melon_Lord7924 and @hallieeanita <-- the person writing this

we've not racked up idea's on what we're going to do with this acc, but in the mean time tell us your favorite type of pillow in the messages.

oh yeah, and follow us.
now I, Cazzo, will return to my ranting:

Have you yet realized that Cazzo is "fuck" in Italian? Sh, it's our secret ohkay? .-.
anyways, what's with pebbles in my shoes? it's like really, really annoying. It feels like a thumbtack is murdering my precious toes, and I can't do anything about it if I'm walking down a crowded sidewalk, right? And then like, someone will ask me for a quarter, and I can't say "nah, man." because then they'll know I'm lying and they'll steal my oranges, yeah?
It's pretty stressful living in my world ain't it? I hope watt-pad puts meebo back so I can stalk my followers again -.-

i'm getting bored right now, and I thought making a second acc. would keep me busy, but here I am ranting to people I don't know. I probably scared off a few trolls by now, and the rest of you are reading this like "what the fuck is wrong with this chick?" and then the rest of you are probably laughing at me .-.

I'm already up to 1550 characters now. >.< Shizzle-quizzle. <-- shouldn't that be a word? 

stripped cats scare me, anything with claws scares me really, and I don't know why bananas are yellow. Garbage cans should levitate to the ceiling now, and then when someone walks in they'll be like "where's the garbage?", yeah? oops, my weird is showing.
 #awkwardturtles
wait, this isn't twitter, why am I hashtagging? oops. I'm not going to go back and erase it now.