Your Dad

300 followers! i hope you’re doing alright :)

Hello, everyone. I have a big announcement: I am deleting Wattpad. It has been a good 5 years, these past 3 on this account. It is hard to believe that it's been 3 years since I began this account as jaybirdthedepressed. Through those years I have published about 37 stories, two of them being art books the rest being fanfiction. I have made some good friends here, about 25 of which I now refer to as my online children. After I post this, I will officially delete Wattpad and not return. Thank you all for the memories. Shout-out to ghostsinbaskets (not their official user) for having followed me since 2019 and being my first ever follower. And shout-out to all of you, every one of you, that has been there for me.
          
          I have one last reminder: remember to eat enough, drink plenty of water, get enough sleep, and remember you are loved. Never let anyone tell you that you are not worth it. Never give up. Always follow your heart, your gut, and your morals. Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! BYYEE!!
          Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
          - Satan, your Trans Internet Dad
          (He/him)

i swear i love this acc-

Lil shout-out to @ghostsinbaskets who's been following me since 2019 and never unfollowed
          Thanks, man! You're a real homie 

YO! THIS JUST IN, GUYS!! IMPORTANT NEW GRAVITY FALLS INFORMATION!!
          
          According to Disney Wiki, Dipper and Mabel's parents names are "Mr. and Mrs. Pines" HOWEVER! On the official GRAVITY FALLS WIKI PAGE it now says that Dipper and Mabel's parents names are "Caitlin and Mathew Pines" 
          
          WE FINALLY HAVE THEIR CANON NAMES, FOLKS!

Lil PSA for you folks:
          
          Don't spam my message board please. I get overwhelmed easily. Please don't spam me. You can post on my message board and you can private message me, but do not spam me please. If I've told you that you can spam me ( @frogs_and_frogs ) then feel free. If I have not, please don't spam me. Thanks.
          Wubba lubba dub dub
          - Trans Satan (he/him)

I don't know anything about the whole DreamSMP fandom or the people in it or whatever, but:
          
          "Your New Boyfriend" by Wilbur Soot is a jam.

The real question is when Ted is going to start coming to his own Talks

Happy birthday to Alex and Ariel Hircsh!!!

Kid: *dies*
          
          Oompa Loompas: this is ma jam!! *start dancing*
          
          
          Sorry, I thought you all needed that today. Remember to get enough sleep, drink water, and eat something!
          -Satan, your Trans Dad