Satan

How do I sell my soul to you???

Can you marry me and my partner? :]

HEY SATAN
          WANT A LOYAL SERVANT? 
          OPEN TO MURDER
          OPEN TO PAIN
          WELL IM HERE.
          YOUR NEW SERVANT.

Also, am I going to be able to get into hell yet father??

You are my new farther.

Hi Satan, how are ya?

Hi satan

Satan's got a sick reading list tho

FUCKKK it's already June 7th. Fucking hell Satan, you said you were gonna do this earlier. Oh well better Late than never.
          
          Hi everyone,
          HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! 
          I hope all of you know that you are valid as fuck. If you are still questioning things, that's fine. Totally cool! You got this and pls dont feel pressured to put a label on yourself. 
          
          I hope all of you have the most amazing pride month ever. Support and love eachother. 
          To all of you with unsupportive families.
          You are now adopted. I adopted you, you're my child now or if some of you rather have me be someone else. Tell me. I will support all of you no matter what (unless it's hateful and/or just actually not even okay.) 
          
          Love all of you and if you need a talk, I may not be good with advice or actual human emotions, but I will be listening to whatever you want to tell me.
          
          ~Satan 

Satan will you let me join you I have been reading smuts in the age of 12 please let me join you