SatanTheRulerOfHell

Y'all I don't think I can pull off the rewrite of tfygm, I tried to rewrite that 11 times and the plot is just too cringe for me to be able to look at it for more than 4 seconds.
          
          Also, I was like 14 when I started that book.

Writing a new fanfic and let me tell you all, the way I'm writing Joyce Byers from stranger things is FUCKING TRAGIC.

dyslexia is fun when you're reading and you read polygoth insteadof polyglot

I always wanted to write an albino character so I went like: Yo, I barely know any canonically albino chars so why not push it as a headcanon of my favourite?
          
          Ladies gentelmen and all in between or out of the spectrum, my newest draft will present....
          
          
          
          
          
          *drumroll*
          
          
          
          
          ALBINO DAZAI
          
          
          
          pls don't come at me, I'm just bored

I think from now on I will just publish books when they are finished (unless it's an oneshot/headcanon book or anything in which the chapters are unrelated to each other)  because on my past account I crumbled under the pressure of all the comments like: 
          
          "when next?"
          "give me an update now "
          "we beg, father, feed your children content" (literally word to word a commentfrom my past account)
          
          and I've decided it will be better for my own mental health to not publish things unless finished for people to not do that. I am well aware most readers do not wish me any harm with these comments and are just showing they are excited for a new chapter but the decision is final and I would be happy if my readers and followers respected that

Just did the math, one of the drafts I have is 1747 words long out of which 135 words are dialogue. 
          
          MY. FICS. ARE. ROUGHTLY 92.27% DESCRIPTION
          
          ONLY 7.73% of all that text is actual dialogue. 
          
          SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO WRITE LIKE AN ACTUAL HUMAN

Please, someone teach me how to NOT make my fics so devoid of dialogue

When u were a dumbass in the past and hate your fics from that time so you unpublish your only work to rewrite it. 
          
          
          YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY BITCHES, "THE FLOWERS YOU GAVE ME ARE GETTING A REWRITE"

The hazbin fandom: *bashing Lucifer from the very start for not supporting Charlie*
          
          Me: *smells some unsaid angst*
          
          *The show gets released*
          
          The fandom: * realising they were hating on him because he didn't support Charlie because she would be crushed by the angels like he was*
          
          Me: I fucking knew he would be angsty from the very start!
          
          

If Dazai is cis then so am I