I'm pretty sure Satan prefers to be called Lucifer and or Morningstar, do not make the decisions for Mark pls (I'm sorry if you don't get it, It's an inside joke)
hey, Satan? yeah, so like my catholic school hates me and sent me to u, can we hang or is it V.I.P. (very impotant ppl)
inner: thats not aat v.i.p. means -_-
me: yes it is! just ask Christopher Columbus!
inner: why again?
me: Bc Christopher Columbus was a very important person, and now he is drinking wine with Satan. *duh*