SatansLittleBastard

I'M BACK NOW PLEASE SOMEBODY TALK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SatansLittleBastard

hello friends.
           It's me, that dead person on wattpad that you followed ages ago.
          I'm back again, after M O N T H S
          I just came to give you my email so that if you still wanna talk to me, you can through email, just tell me your wattpad username when you email me so I know who you are.
           Goodbye dear friends that I miss so!

SatansLittleBastard

Frick I forgot to add my email XD
            here
            Elliethebotanist@gmail.com
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MoonWolfyMarshmello

Okie, This is for you, MY BEST FRIEND . Read this message until the end, it’s adorable. I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. When I asked “Why?” the angel said “Angels don’t watch over angels.” Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing,and one is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things, and God says “It’s over.” A blessing is coming your way. If you believe inGod, send this to fourteen friends, including me . If I don’t get it back, I guess I’m not one of them . As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you… Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don’t ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. TOMORROW Will Be The Best Day Of Your Life. DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND THIS TO FOURTEEN FRIENDS IN TEN MINUTES. IT’S NOT THAT HARD. NO GROUP CHATS. (._.)

MoonWolfyMarshmello

:0000 Its okie Satan UwU you are an amazing friend and even though you might not see this I wish you best luck finding even more friends! :3
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SatansLittleBastard

@MoonWolfyMarshmello I'm sorry... I can't. I'm not allowed. Just know that you're one of the most wonderful people I've ever met and my best friend. So tell god that I said I'm sorry.
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A-s-h-t-0-n

@Backup_Backup_lol Hi, this is me on a different account, though I have no proof, as I can't get back into my original account. See the computer I had my account on broke, so now I have to use a school computer, and that school computer doesn't allow accounts from out of the district to log in, so I had to create an entirely new account (that's probably incredibly confusing but idk how to explain). Anyways, hi! Don't cry over me, I'm right here :)
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SatansLittleBastard

HELLO EVERYONE I'M STILL ALIVE
          BUT...
          I can't talk with anyone anymore...
          I'm sorry my mom banned me from talking with strangers
          from now on I'm only allowed to write my fanfictions, read your guys' books, and post the occasional announcement
          
          I'm sorry
          
          ~satanslittlebastard

Astareea

@SatansLittleBastard I only just saw this now. *sniff* Okai T^T
            I'ma miss talking wit you T^T
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MoonWolfyMarshmello

... Why. I didn't see this! I'm just sad now! Dang it! Satan, I'm sorry, but Imma just do what I asked you ages ago, read my hopefully soon out chapter if you want to understand
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SatansLittleBastard

Pickup lines (because I'm bored):
          -I would take you to the movies, but they don't allow snacks
          -Who turned off the AC? because it just got really hot
          -I bet you were the one who inspired billie eilish to write "lovely" (Don't actually use this one. Lovely is actually a really depressing song about being all alone. trust me, that iis NOT the vibe you want)

SatansLittleBastard

I stole it from sssniperwolf  B>
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