SatansOffcialAnus
anyone know where i could get some hemorrhoid cream for free, i seem to have misplaced mine..
SatansOffcialAnus
_Lan_Wuxian_
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Sir
Is it tru u fucked Lin nas X?
*Holds up mic*
_Lan_Wuxian_
@SatansOffcialAnus But we saw him take up Satan's crown like a hairband- And even if you're his anus, YOU ARE STILL A PART OF HIM- What would you like to say about that?
SatansOffcialAnus
@Official_Oikawa_ absolutely not, he is what we in hell call a "Side chick". I am only Satans Anus though, so I may be misinformed on that.
_Lan_Wuxian_
@SatansOffcialAnus Sir Is it tru Lin Nas X is now the current satan instead of you? *Holds up mic*
TehTeaInUrCup52
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I- I didn’t know Lucifer/Satans anus came to life-
Well since your his anus tell me... is it easy for him to shit out the bleach I make him drink or does he piss that out?
SatansOffcialAnus
@Jackie_blue_52 ... you're the reason ive spent the last 9 months shitting... the horrors ive seen are like no other...
SatansOffcialAnus
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The next person that fucks with this Anus, will be knee deep in Satans Shit
SatansOffcialAnus
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I wonder what it is like to exist outside of the pits of shit...
SatansOffcialAnus
My dear people, I have come here to this platform as Satans TRUE Anus. You may ask me anything you please, as Satans Anus I shall answer all of your questions.
Have a very cringe filled day.