Satan

The ask an axolotl song is stuck in my head

If you're not a politician's thirteenth reason, are you really living?

Zayn just posted a clip to his Instagram story of him singing some of his part in WMYB and a little bit of the chorus in his singing style and I"M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BC NOW ALL THE 1D MEMORIES ARE RUSHING BACK TO ME NAD I CAN"T TAKE THIS

NERDSSSSSSS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Question of the day!!
          Do my friends hate me, or do I just need a nap and a snack??
          The answer may shock you!!

I think I'm not gonna finish the last Larry one shot. It feels... wrong now. I physically cannot write anymore One Direction anything. I'm going to write the thank you instead. It's the end of an era, but I'm gonna try to branch out and not completely abandon my Watty <3

I'm not BUILT for calculus!! I was built to LOOK PRETTY and think about SHARKS!! What the fuck does integration and trigonometric functions have to do with SHARKS

Y'all my uncle is home from jail!! He's been in there for like the last 30 or so years on some bullshit association charge (hanging out with bad people while black) or something and I've never met him, but I've talked to him plenty of times. I'm really happy for my great grandma because he's her youngest of her 6.

What have I gotten myself into??

I make myself sick *eyeroll*