SatansUrDad

I'm about to lock tf in writing this Obey Me! Sub!LuciferxM!MC smut for Tumblr. I got the headphones on, and I'm about to turn on slut music to help. Call me Alfredo Linguini the way I'm about to be cooking

Sooooooo... They got Dolly Parton and Tim Curry AND I'm just now finding out about Sam Neill... This is literally 9/11 part 2

I'm sure we all know about Wattpad's smut ban, I'm gonna post the one shots to my Tumblr as a just in case they delete them. I'm proud of the work I made even if it's cringe now and full of spelling and grammar mistakes. It makes it more authentic imo. My Tumblr is ur-dad-satan if you wanna know

Getting my period soon and instead of craving the usual sushi, chicken tenders, and fries, I want a seafood boil with old bay cheddar biscuits, and pan seared scallops!! Ugh, I hate that seafood is so expensive otherwise, I'd be demolishing some when I get paidddddd T_T

It's crazy how I can literally be in the ABSOLUTE WORST, most SECONDS FROM CRASHING OUT mood at work, but as soon as I see him walk in, it all just melts away and it's about 75% better

Should I get back into the whole Larry section of the fandom?? 

Not people saying Harry is suspectedly pro Isr*al when his whole thing is human rights and treating people with kindness

We learned to see together. He does hand stitching, and I do machine sewing. I fucking LOVE being domestic with him. 

WHY THE FUCK ARE GROCERIES SO EXPENSIVE WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE FOOD FOR YOURSELF

Somewhere, on this very app, there's a young y/n being sold to One Direction for the first time. And somewhere similar, if not the same, theres a young girl discovering Larry for the first time. Isn't life beautiful?