you see a pitch black car in the distance speedily driving towards you. all it took was one glance and you knew it will lead you to the fiery pits of hell where you will finally feel at home. it comes to a screeching halt in front of you. the window rolls down and Toxic by britney spears comes blaring out of the speakers. You let it wash over you, as you truly feel whole for the first time. slowly, the door opens and you enter the car once inside you see a hooded figure you stare at them and they stare at you, it’s not cold or unforgiving like you had expected, no, it’s warm, and loving almost like parents. the door shut before you can even touch it, and the car begins to speed away once again. You look at Satan and he smiles back at you saying the first words you hear as you began your new life in the after life. “it’s britney bitch.”