Welcome to hell newbie. I'm Satan's assistant Luci. Will you ever see me again? Well kid, that depends on what you were sent here for. I'm sorry. Did you just say you don't belong here? Well listen here kid. That's not my problem. If you're here it means you f0cked up somewhere in the mortal realm otherwise you'd be off hanging out with those kiss a$$es-I mean angels in heaven with the big man upstairs. Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before. "iT wAs An AcCiDeNt!" News flash. I don't give a f0ck. Now move along you f0ckin' p0ssy. I've got a job to get done.

I'm engaged to @chicken-breast now