Saturn_ToTheStars

Hey you, person!
          
          Read all of it! I mean it! 
          
          If you were murdered, I wouldn't be at your funeral... 
          I'd be in jail for murdering the person who killed you. 
          
          We are true friends. 
          
          We ride together. 
          
          We die together. 
          
          Send this to all the people you care about, including me.
           If I get this back, thank you. 
          After you have read this letter, you must send this to 15 people, including me

-and now, scenes from "TEACHING MY CHILD TO BE A YOUTUBER"-
          *ornaments fall over from on the table to onto the ground*
          Shane- oh my gosh! 
          Garrett: Christopher!
          Christopher: I didn't do anything-!
          Shane: everybody, CALM DOWN! WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A G O O D CHRISTMAS!
          Christopher: yay!
          *later*
          *background talking and noises*
          Garrett: *pours coffee into a bowl, mixing pancake mix with his coffee* hmm,, hmmHMMMMmm-
          Ryland: is this what you do when you're alone, Garrett?
          Shane: I'm like, convulsing because I hate Christmas so much.
          Ryland: Shane, where is this coming from?

HEY DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE TE FREAKING COMMENT BOX I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN YOU’RE IN CALI RIGHT?! GIRL I’M TAKING A TRIP LIKE THE REASON THAT’S EVEN THERE IS BC YOU WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT INAPPROPRIATE JOKES AND WE WERE ALL LAUGHING THEN WE ALL BECAME FRIENDS DO YOU NEED ME TO TELL YOU TWICE?!?!?!

@Crystal_The_Girl @CatPac @WeirdFairyTaleFan If you were killed I wouldn’t be at your funeral. I would be in jail for killing the person who killed you. We are true friends. We ride together, we die together. Send this to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times you get this. I want you to know you’re an amazing friend, till death and forever. If I don’t get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, send it to 15 other people.