Hello people of Wonderland, this is your captain speaking. 

My name is Alexander M. - I'd tell you my last name but there is a creeping suspicion I have about stalkers. 

Yes I'm paranoid, sue me. 

I have an addiction to working out, eating healthy, and doing math. Yes. Math. We get it, you hate me now. 

I'm currently in online scheduling as a Senior in High school, going to a military service camp with many people who'd rather be anywhere else like myself. as I'm sure you'll  imagine that means I don't update. Like ever. 

Not to mention I'm only on this website for two people. One is my darling angel Stormy, the second being my cool ass friend Jinx. 

As I do not have much else to say, I might as well point out that I'm not super social, but if you want to talk to me I won't turn you away. 

Enjoy your evening, Psycho's!