"That's what my hand's for, so we don't have to screw"
          (Residential structures)

Sparkling water, pineapple
          A toothbrush, deepthroated
          Hellfire, erupting 
          Pain, taught to the innocent 

I felt the burn of hellfire within my eyes just bc I was deepthroating a toothbrush 

Y'all I need Cmas list recs :<  
          
          What I have already:
          Heeled boots
          Makeup (not specific, need to ask someone but prbly won't)
          
          
          N if u have any recs for perfume, architecture/gardening/plants books or learning German books thatd be appreciated 
          
          
          
          Also I need recs that can be used for useful stuff bc  adulthoooddddd  ( Save me )

YUP IT WAS A MANIC EP YALL WOOOOOOO

If anyone has a fun fact or joke about Thanksgiving that is 22 words long, that'd be splendid ❤️

PART TWO
          So it works, its just the screen. alarm and vibrations from charging still work.  Wtvr.
          We plan to take it in to TMobile after therapy. Another alarm sounds again on the way, and we know it wont turn off. Which, again, I noted was odd since I didnt put an alarm for that time on my new phone, but ignored it and assumed I had. We get to TMobile and the say its LSD damage, and to go two blocks down to a repair shop. All seems normal (except for the annoying ringing alarm that everybody can hear.)
          We get there, and the guy asks what phone it is. S24, the new phone. He says thats odd, it looks like an A13..the same kind as the old phone. My mum starts going crazy after he double checks, and it is an A13, saying maybe they scammed us and gave us back the old phone, but I say no we got back the old phone AND the new phone. Maybe I left in the rental car, in my jacket, it fell out and they still have it. Or I left it at the stranger's house, or it got mixed up in my mum's car. 
          I remember how the alarm sounded different, it wasnt a screeching noise, it went on for at least two hours, and now it was going off at an old alarm time, for duolingo or gardening. The flash of the glitched homescreen was ywllow, the old pineapple, not the new grey which i havent changed. No wonder the permit wasnt there, and I notied then the pop socket wasnt either.  Well fuck.
          
          As it turns out, the following happened; When I got it my mum's car to drive, I place my new, dead phone on the dashboard. When it slid, it fell into a pocket on the passanger door. My mum went to pick it up, and somehow got the old phone out of the glove compartment, and put it in the space between us. I grabbed it when we left, and didn't notice the change due to my normal exhaustion, it being night, and I had recently changed the old phone's phone case to black (it had been maroon before, but they were out), to black, the same color as the new phone's phone case. And so was the start of chaos.

PART ONE BC APPARENTLY ITS TOO LONG
          last week: phone breaks, supposedly due to water damage and we put it in rice but it doesnt work. we get new one, and when the alarm wont stop ringing on the old phone on the way back, we put it in the glove compartment since we cant turn it off
          this thursday. I take an hour long nap at a stranger's house, and get woken up by my grandparents who want to take me to dinner. I'm too tired to choose, and the Global Buffet pics didnt look like I imagined, so they chose some taco place. My new phone is on 5-10%.
          It dies at the resteraunt (and I think I mighta seen Alexa, sorry for looking so disheveled), and we get back in the rental car
          
          When my grandparents drop me back off at the strangers house, They tell me to leave my jacket in the car, which I do
          An hour later, and I'm picked up by my mother, and I drive home. The phone slides all over, my mum picks it back up, and places it in the space between the driver and the passanger seat. this is important
          when we get back home, I grab my stuff, including the phone, and head upstairs and plug it in after a bit
          It vibrates and all of that 
          some time later and it wont turn on, blah blah blah
          We try several ways of charging it, the screen stays black
          Absolutely broken alla that
          I took the cover off twice, and the second time I noticed my permit was missing. Fuck. I spent hours searching, nothing. Oh, and I painted my nails.
          Then this morning. Five Am. An alarm sounds, from the phone, and we cant turn it off. Its still going two hours later when I leave for school (look, getting prepared takes time), and I note that its odd that the alarm isnt the new one, but the old sound, but dont take much notice of it
          
          etc etc I go to school without the phone, come back, grndparents are gone, try messing with the phone and it flashes for a split, like BARELY, klike faster-than-blinking with a glitched homescreen occasionally when you press the power button.

"your salty tears splash in my morning coffee, but my eyes never leave your perfect browns'"
          -my brain for no reason 

Arcane S. 2 has begun yall
          I love Jinx