Dark skies, and moody behaviors.
A tall-tale romance fated to crumbled at the seams.
Just another example of the idiotic nature of humans.
We love what we know we can't have.

-Actual Info-
Well, assuming my awful introduction hasn't scared you away. Hello!
I am a human, I am a very idiotic human.
I am also a male. I am a very idiotic male.This fact is stated because my surprising ability  to write romance, read romance, and actually keep an intelligent conversation consisting of more than one worded answers has lead people to confuse my gender.
That and the fact that I absolutely adore stuff creatures. 
My father has never been so disappointed in having a son.
Back onto track
When asked to describe myself I stared my guidance counselor in the eyes and said happily "I am the red string of fate which binds you to the messy chaos of the complex human mind. I am also the snail which will gladly follow you around but provide no actually help in your journey through life."
I have never seen someone more confused. It was extremely hilarious. 
Well as much "fun" as this had been to try and draw you into reading a paragraph that explains absolutely nothing about myself ,except the fact that I was born a male, I'm afraid I am running out of words I am able to produce in this little box. So without further delay
Au revoir
Sincerely,
A happy member of the degenerated society known as the human race.