🌠 Gepurit Ryntaio Rurterynne 🌠

What did the woman say when she saw the match sculpture of herself that the artist made?  "Wow, this MATCHES my appearance!"

What shall you bring to a volcano to keep yourself safe?    A vol-CANOE!

What did the mother tell the father when they and the children were walking down a hill after the father told the joke?                                          "Wow, honey! You are HILL-arious!"

What is the worst flaw an astronaut can have?
          
          
          He APOLLO-gises over everything