🌠 Gepurit Ryntaio Rurterynne 🌠

sometimes I feel like autistic people are only "acceptable" if they're a "tolerable" kind of autistic, the "right" kind of autistic, they never get angry and they can control themselves better

What did the woman say when she saw the match sculpture of herself that the artist made?  "Wow, this MATCHES my appearance!"

What shall you bring to a volcano to keep yourself safe?    A vol-CANOE!

What did the mother tell the father when they and the children were walking down a hill after the father told the joke?                                          "Wow, honey! You are HILL-arious!"

What is the worst flaw an astronaut can have?
          
          
          He APOLLO-gises over everything