SCarY pEaR

2nd time asking, may i have a pear

can i have a pear

guys. important day. write it in the history books. I, scary pear, got 400 views on my book. Thank you to all the fans. couldn't be here with you bois. stay humble. be a pear

 = 3 

I don't know how to use this website. Im growing old, i only logged on to see if the only story i fucking care about on this cursed website has updated and it hasn't. it never will. I remember loving this website and today when i whipped out good ole google.com i had to think of the name of this website full of angst. I don't even know if this is the way to talk to y'all, the people who still follow me for some reason. I am an old pear and ready for death

True 90s kids will remember me #neverforget

I'm hip just like you kids. I like to skateboard and eat dick and destroy mankind. Pears are just like you humans 

am i still relevant? Yes? No? lol who cares

@Your-Face-Doe none of the above. I am an over lord pear

@hopeless-dreams  I am The Lord of the pears and I am mega scary. This is 100% proven. Sorry I don't make the rules