Hey there, you're obviously here to see what I'm about, well prepare to be disappointed:

1. I write sometimes if ever, but I do enjoy it when I get around to it.
2. Tendency to shift between smut and seriousness, so don't expect anything consistent.
3.  I haven't tried to write anything over 4000 words really, but depending on what happens that might be a thing, I don't know yet.
4. Enjoys long walks on the beach. (I don't really, but I felt it was necessary to put)
5. Am I doing this whole "About" thing correctly? I don't know. Anyways, had to put a point five because I find just four points to be triggering for whatever reason.