Gay ur alive right?

Y’all there’s this REALLY HOT GIRL but like she has a boyfriend and it’s so sad cause I wanna wife her up:(

Sir, you don’t know me. But I know you, I know what you’ve done and the crime you’ve committed. It may not be now it may not even be 5 years from now, but I swear I will get revenge, and if I don’t karma will.

Y’all know what’s crazy? The dude I was with broke up with meI don’t care too much though cause now I can hang with my lady friends

H-hey y’all