Scorpio__ot13

Is Wattpad really banning smut and fanfictions? Wtf

Scorpio__ot13

Hello. Any teachers reading this, kindly exit the chat.
          Because what I’m about to say will make the last surviving braincell in your head pack its bags and leave. And if you’re still here like a leech and get offended — not my fault. I literally gave you a warning label.
          
          So, bro, what even is this place? A school or “India’s Got Talent” ka stage?  
          Is this where education happens or is it a competition for who can disappoint me the fastest?  
          Because honestly, the results are impressive.
          
          I was present for 11 days. Out of 27. Sounds wild, but hear me out — that’s still around 40% attendance.  And yes, I had a family emergency.  
          My grandmother’s younger sister was literally in a dying stage — COPD, UTI, multi‑organ failure. Her family had to rush from Hyderabad to Kolkata, and if you don’t know, Kolkata has changed so much in the last 20 years that even Google Maps cries out loud. So obviously, being the daughter of her favourite older sister, my mother had to take responsibility for chotomasi’s treatment.  
          Great. Fine. Understood.
          
          I submitted an application like a responsible human being, explained everything, practically gift‑wrapped it, and you guessed it, these people didn’t even pretend to read it.  
          Amazing. Truly inspirational. Nobel‑worthy ignorance.
          
          
          (Rest in the comment, do read it and reply me. Because I am crying my eyes out)

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@Scorpio__ot13
            
             Dear Principal Sir and all my respected teachers,  
            Just to clarify — I wasn’t bunking for fun.  
            Someone in my family was literally fighting for their life.  
            I was stuck in a hospital for days. Trust me, it wasn’t a luxury vacation, sitting on that hard, butt‑crushing hospital chair didn’t feel royal at all.
            
            But sure — my fault for not having a time machine or Doraemon’s anywhere door.  
            Let me apologise for not teleporting to class.  
            My bad.
            
            And then comes the legendary rule:  
            “50% attendance or no exam. It was 75% but due to rain, we made it 50%. You should be grateful. No one is as irresponsible as you.”  
            Wow. So original. So creative.  
            They don’t bother teaching anything, don’t care if we live or die —  but yes, we should be grateful.  
            Of course.
            
            Bro, they didn’t even let me sit for UT1 — but attendance matters, right?  
            Peak hypocrisy. Chef’s kiss.
            
            And now they’ll act shocked when my marks drop and throw me into remedial —  
            which is basically Hitler’s concentration camp version 2.0. Imagine staying in school till 3:30 PM to endure torture sessions with people who think “management” means shouting at students and “teaching” means reading the book out loud.
            
            Honestly, I feel like the whole system is running on vibes and ego.  
            And babe, I’m tired of pretending these people have functioning neurons.  
            Uff.
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