I swear honestly some customers just haven't passed their science SATs and or don't have a brain between their ears...
"Why can't I try it on?! How would it (corona) get transferred to the coat if I try it on?!"
"I'll have to refer you to the NHS website for that information, our company is simply following the government guidelines. I'm just following said guidelines, love."
"NO ONE seems to know the rules!"
"... I have just told you the rules."
I mean she still brought the coat regardless so I guess I win.