I rewatched Jacksepticeye's Detroit: Become Human series again these past few days.
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Connor: *puts blood in his mouth*
Hank: Oh my fuking god Connor. What the hell.
Me: Don't listen to him, Connie!!!
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Connor: I'm going to go after them! *begins to climb fence*
Me: Oh no
Connor: *immediately falls over on the asphalt after climbing over the sidebar thing:
Me: *facepalms*
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Alice: *walks over to the dead android in Rose's house with no pants
Sean: Goddamit Alice put some fuking pants on!
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Connor: My name is Connor, I'm The android sent by CyberLife. *holds up an All About Me pamphlet (like the ones you make in the first grade)* See? *where it says the name is says "Connor, The android sent by CyberLife".
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Me: *sees Connor* MOM! I WANT ONE! I NEED ONE!
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Markus: *lightly pushes LEO*
Leo: *skull splits open*
Markus: fuk...
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Connor: *winks*
Fandom: *dies*
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Connor: I like dogs.
Brian Dechart: My favorite line out of the whole game.
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