a homosapien ;)

BONELESS BUFFALO WINGS ARE JUST SPICY DEEP FRIED CHIKEN NUGGETS

Sometimes it messes me up when I think that names like "Riley" and "Ian" are going to be considered parent names someday

Sorry for not posting a new chapter of Wings! I'm kind of busy but I'll have a few new chapters out soon!

Teach boys that it is not okay to cat-call!!!! What could ever make someone think this is okay??!!?

I'm going to make a book dedicated to the best things I hear everyday.

Quote of the day- "I have one long leggy boi."

Bruh have you ever read a fan fiction so good that it could be canon? I am living right now.

Did Adrien Michael's ass ever get beat? Top ten questions science still can't answer.

Feet are freaking weird. They're just stubby hands. But on legs. Which are just more masculine arms that you shave. So that means that ankles are leg wrists????

"That wasn't very cash money of you."