Hello fellow human being and welcome to my humble abode. 

Yes, I did just assume your species. If your are somehow actually a cat that has discovered how to read, I'm not going to apologise. You may have figured out the secrets of our language but good luck commenting without opposable thumbs.

On that note, now that I have offended all English reading cats I should introduce myself.

Hi. *waves* I'm ScreamingGeese and it's a pleasure to meet you. 

This is my second account, and I feel the need to add that because I have had my other account for four years. 

Four years.

I'm not sure if I'm the only one, but whenever I see someone who has been on wattpad since  2011 or something I feel the need to worship them. It's like they have more...

Wisdom?

Basically what I'm saying is bow down to me because I feel like a powerful elderly in this community.

Oh, and if you would please, go ahead and do me a favour my hitting that following button. 

Seriously.

I don't care if I make you want to ball your eyes out.

Do it anyway.