"Tito: Can you retards not kill each other when I die? Thanks." - TOP 10 times people did a wonderful job at ignoring the one fucking thing they were told not to do.

She/her pronouns, but I don't really care what you call me as long as it's not "a furry."

Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, TADC, Murder Drones, ROTTMNT, and countryhumans

Chris Kratt was everyone's childhood crush, fight me.

Australians are just British Texans.

I despise my country, but if you insult it, I won't hesitate to pull a Nanking card on you.

I come from the most mind-numbingly brain-dead ding-dong region of the world, aka the Balkans.

Fun fact: Bhutan doesn't recognize either China or Taiwan. For them, the Chinese language, people, and history are just a joke. I aspire to learn their ways of getting away with it.

Another fun fact because I'm high on starberry gummies: In the US, you can legally own a katana at 18 in any state. The laws of owning one are identical to the laws of owning a knife.