Scub-pai

Good morrow fuck asses!
          
          Teh Zelda and I have a brand new series coming up, guaranteed to disappoint you!
          
          The books will go under the name Donglinon Chronicles, with all the good stuff you'd like to read in a book!
          
          • Confusing timelines!
          • Incest!
          • Giant weapons!
          • Birds!
          • Drama! 
          • Death!
          • Action!
          • Intense smut scenes!
          • GAE!
          • Tree's that grow dicks on them!
          • Zac Efron!
          
          A masterpiece that truly can't go unread!
          Coming out, when it's ready.
          
          Good night, and go fuck yourselves - Teh Parsnip

I would say we're sorry for being inactive!
          But we're not. 
          And we won't be.
          
          Anyway, if you were thinking of checking out that Quotev account, good news, it's up! 
          And, has absolutely nothing on it.
          
          We have a new story written by my co-fucker Teh Zelda, which I believe is an ego-bang fan fic but IDFK Zelda does what she wants. New story cumming up in a few hours.
          
          Good night, and go fuck yourselves - Teh Parsnip

Hoives bitches!!! 
          
          We are in the process of making a Quotev account!
          
          For y'all fuckers who don't know what it is, imagine, Wattpad, Twitter and Facebook appeared in one of our fanfics and made a baby.
          
          We'll post another message once it's up.
          
          If you have a Quotev account, be sure to follow us before we kill you.
          
           It'll have all the books we have on Wattpad so you won't have to switch between Wattpad and Quotev to read our shit.
          
          Good night, and go fuck yourselves - Teh Parsnip

Everybooby, we have new book based on the totally 100% not made up, true story of Little Billy Dipshit!
          
          We will get back to writing intense smut fanfics for your masturbating needs!
          
          Next book will be RWBY.
          
          Good night and go fuck yourselves -TehParsnip

I did a lot of stupid shit with this new account XD