Hello! We are just the 2 occasional dumb asses that like to make people laugh. Either it's from a normal fanfiction with some humor to a whole entire "crack" fic, our duty is to make you laugh.

Here's some very important information.

Xenia is tall and a seagull.

Tracey (Me) is short and identifies as a Sugar Baby. 

Don't ask any questions, as we said before we are dumbasses. The end.