sean spicer

important life update:
          
          i'm informing you guys, my lovely fans and followers, that i have officially resigned my position as white house press secretary to pursue my harry styles smut-reading career full-time.
          
          thank you for all the memories,
          the spice man xx

hahaha hey, cutie <3

hey, guys. i'd like to announce an important update in my life. i have officially converted, and luvchu23 is now my religion. i am so blessed 
          
          -the spice man xx

i'd like to announce to all of my followers that the reports are, in fact, true. there is a very large possibility i will be stepping down from my position as white house press secretary.
          much love,
          the spice man xx