I am not allowed to say much, honestly.

My name is Seb, short for Sebastian. Sebastian Moran.

I am an ex-colonel, and I now work as a professional sniper.

Trust me, it's much more fun.

I don't trust many people, but when you get under my skin, you stay there.

My hobbies include killing people, mocking people and insulting people.

I always was a 'people person'.

Should've gone into the daycare industry.

I've already said too much.

They might find me.

And then they'd kill me.

No. No...I cannot say any more.

Catch me if you can. 

Seb.