I go to Dalton Academy,
I am a Warbler.
I wouldn't mess with me if I were you,
Slushies are my main weapon, but what's in the slushies is a deep dark Warbler secret... 
So, go see if one of the other warblers will tell.
I'm openly gay, if you not cool with that, fine.
I hate Kurt, because he gets the handsomest man I've seen a
in a long time. 
Watch your back Kurt...