So Moriarty, my husband,  wanted me to get an account on this site because he was bored.
Also, you won't like me, and I already don't like you, so that is just fine.
If you've read this far into my profile and still want to get to know me then this is another reason why you shouldn't; I am an assassin. 
Now go away, or else.

((Hiya :). This is of course a roleplay account! My real account is @DontshaveforSherlock
And yep, if you ever need an assassin, then he is your guy - as long as Moriarty is OK with it, of course...))