To my dearest cub,
Please do me the honor as allowing me to be your valentine. I admire your precious smile and alluring charisma, so take this lovely rose.
*grants you a black rose*
I apologize, but there was no other item that imitates your stunning appearance.
*is roughly pushed out of the way by a (rather rude but handsome) butler with specs*
Please forgive my acquaintance over here and his horrific actions. It would be an honor of you accepted this lovely, golden locket with a self portraits of myself if you don't mind.
*puts around neck and licks behind ear*
Now you can always have me in mind, Valentine.
;)
XOXO Sebastian Michaelis- and Claude Faustus.