Congratulations!  You've found my secret fanfiction page.  It's my greatest shame. My fatal flaw, if you will.  Ok, maybe it's not quite that bad.  But let's face it, a person's gotta do what they gotta do to protect their identity.   Anyways, I just made this so my friends who follow my regular account won't be able to judge my tastes in pop culture. (Hello, by the way, if one of you has managed to find this.  Please don't judge me.)  Anyway, feel free to sit back, grab some munchies, and prepare yourself for the best gosh darn fanfiction you'll ever read on this godforsaken site.  

Enjoy!