Oh, hi. HEY, WHO *ARE* YOU? Dated kazoo joke is dated.
-A Case In Pink= ROZE MADAM
-I LOVE HOMER(*regarding you with a chill distaste rn*)
-👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽(SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GOING TO BE THIS WAAAAAAY)
-Swarkles 4life
-LES MIS RULES AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE THEN, that's totally fine, everyone is entitled to their own opinion
-Has a weird crush on Ralphie, just because of the way you can say his name(*RRRRALPHIE*)
-Training to be Moriarty, which freaks people out, for some reason(look, Andrew Scott is reeeeaaally cute, k?)
-Christian, well, actually, Messianic Jewish soooooo...
-Is like Mycroft according to best friend. Don't know if it's good. Kinda like cake, does that count?
-My name is Lisa, I am an awful poet, I changed this Hamilton quote around to show my name
-Proud Bich
-A Rusher. Okay, okay, okay, cliche. But NOSTALGIA!
-Hasn't read Harry Potter yet. Please don't kill me! 
-I might be beautiful?
-Still sad about Cassidy (NOT BEAVER!!).
-Taken by Tula non gender specific person
-I'm horrible at being in my class, so does anybody have a map? Anyone maybe happen to know how the hell to do this?
-She's as queer as hell, and pansexu-elle, likes to switch!
-Will randomly get distracted by Dis- TALE AS OLD AS TIIIIIIMEEEEE
-T-totally not squipped.
-Dreams, colors and symphonies are things created by your own fantasy(dromen, kleuren, symfonie, met je eigen fantasie!)
- As you can see I'm Dutch
- Open to a conversation in Dutch or English, but only on Wattpad, not IRL, please, leave me alone with my phone and thoughts, they don't like to be disturbed
-A wise woman once told me that you should have a short bio. I said: 'Lol, no.'
EDIT: actually deez