Fun(-ish) Facts About Me [2019];
-Fourteen year old heterosexual female with nothing but a slice of ham wedged between her thighs. 
-I ask questions that have the ability to wipe out your brain cells. Tis a power only I can harvest. 
-Fan of k-pop (Yes, I wound up in this dark and scary hole.), anime, musicals, science fiction novels and fries.
-I accidentally let go of my invisible pet velociraptors leash. It's fine, he only attacks you if you have fructose in your pockets. 
-Currently in love.

Depressing Facts About Me [2020];
-2019 Zia is mentally impaired.