Not So Subtle Stalker

Nearly eight years here, and what do I have to show for it? 
          
          ZERO days of editing.

The "twelve years without an update" doesn't seem much like an exaggeration anymore, does it?

Holy FUCK I've been here almost EIGHT FUCKING years and still haven't finished anything completely. I'm a mess.

Wow I suck at staying on track. Went from writing the actual Kingkiller book to writing a D&D oneshot in that world (two actually).
          
          Obviously I'm too easily distracted all the time, so any future updates are up in the air at this point. I have a plot and the worldbuilding is pretty much good, but the actual writing of the actual chapters is a process.
          
          I can't promise when, but I can promise that one day there WILL be an update for some of my works or even new releases. i don't even know when, but we will see.

I'm such a good writer here
          *obvious sarcasm*
          Don't even know when to tell y'all to expect an update cuz I don't even know how to write anymore.

I know I said updates soon but it's me we're talkin about here honestly

Procrastinator extraordinaire here.

Also probably throwing away the entire magic system in Court of Legends and replacing it.

TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ COURT OF LEGENDS, FORGET EVERYTHING YOU HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED TO.
          
          IT IS ALL CHANGING.
          
          BECAUSE ITS WRITER IS INDECISIVE AND CANT STICK WITH HER OWN PLOTS OR RULES.
          
          I'M SORRY.
          
          5TH TIME'S A CHARM

Honestly with the amount of times I've revised Court of Legends I could have written three books.
          
          Am writing again and maybe possibly keep publishing my originals? I dont know yet, but I can say my RvB stuff is probably dead now. I forgot my plot and where I was going with everything. Such a shame cuz I had so much to do with Strife and had an actual story planned and everything. Not to mention my original trilogy hasnt seen an update or revision in literal YEARS. So yeah. Just needed to get that out there for anyone waiting on an update if you still haven't given up on me after all this time. 
          
          The original stuff of mine might be updated. MIGHT. No promises. I've lost a lot of inspiration besides for Court of Legends which is in revision #5 now, which includes a rework of the entire story so far, plus a name change for the main character and new stuff. (I posted a little note in the book which promised an update before Christmas and really I should have said Christmas next year knowing me).