So why'd you have to rain on my parade?
This is why we can't have nice things, darling
Because you brake them, I had to take them away
This is why we can't have nice things, honey
Did you thing I wouldn't hear all the things you said about me?
This is why we can't have nice things
It was so nice being friends again
There was I giving you a second chance
But you stabbed me in the back while shaking my hand
And therein lies the issue, friends don't try to trick you
Get you in the phone and try to mind-twist you
And so I took an axe to a mended fence
But I'm not the only friend you've lost lately (Hmm-hmm)
I'd only you weren't so shady
This is why we can't have nice things, darling
Here's a toast to my real friends
They don't care about the he said, she said
And here's to my baby
He ain't reading what they call me lately
And here's to my mama
Had to listen to all this drama
And here's to you...
'Cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do
(Hahaha, I can't even said it with a straight face!)
This is why we can't have nice things, honey
They don't care about the he said, she said
Did you thing I wouldn't hear all the things you said about me?
This is why we can't have nice things