⚡Always the first Card Czar in Cards Against Humanity
⚡Homo aviator
⚡She-Hulk
⚡Also known as the Jedi Master Bullshit. (;
⚡Claims no false love.
⚡Jumped off a cliff once and epically failed. Lmao.
⚡Jump now, fear later attitude.
✝Jesus Christ is my Savior✝
⚡No one's puppet. I refuse to continue playing my part.
⚡Partially deaf in one ear - doesn't appreciate anyone raising their voice at her
⚡Prefers referring to herself in 3rd person because she's out of this world.
⚡Loves a good pun.⬆ Hah!
⚡But only assholes refer to themselves in 3rd person. (;
⚡Can survive on apple juice alone - if I got marooned on an island, I wouldn't mind eating coconuts forever though.
⚡Just because I'm upset there was an even number of facts above. ⬆ I like odd numbers.
🍕POSSIBLE REASONS SHE GOES TO JAIL🍕
B&E, Theft, Arson, Kidnapping and vehicular manslaughter (Don't fuck with me.) And maybe assaulting an officer. Vandalism too.
🍟MAIN GOAL IN LIFE🍟
Bitch slap someone so hard I rupture their eardrum...
But Mama says violence isn't the answer, so maybe just perfect my bitch face so people will avoid talking to me. 😇
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