To all who have read my most recent book,
Im so sorry. I bet u didnt get very nourished by my writing skills.
Hmm? Whats that? Its alright bcuz its me first time writing in a while and you bet im exhausted and youre sure im going to get better? Pffttt. Screw that, the next chapter'll just as bad, if not then worse! That'll teach you not to get your hopes up.
-CK