SentientGrill

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Whales ejaculate about 40 gallons of sperm when mating. taking in account the number of times whales reproduce, divide that by the number of years which blue whales have been around which is 54 million years, We get..
          
          Roughly 4,320,000,000 gallons of whale sperm are in the sea. And that dosent even include a whole lot of other living things.
          
          So remember. Every time a wave of sea water hits you on the face, you're basically getting a cumshot. 
          
          Thank me later. 
          
          

How is world hunger even a problem? Dollar store is a thing motherfuckers. Its beyond cheap. Go buy and eat. Seesh. Greedy peeps cant even spare ONE dollar.

I'm too prideful to ask for votes in my stories so I'm doing it here because its less personal.
          
          PLES VOTE MY STORIES OH GLOB IM DESPERATE 

Whenever I try tying my shoes I end up tying it into a noose around my neck.
          
          Hah. Even my shoes want me dead. 
           #iwannadie #everyonehatesme #suicidehotlinesucks #endingmylifeya'll

Reply to me.

A woman is for men who are not men enough to fuck a shredder.

A kid once told me to never trust strangers.
          
          "Who's this strangers guy?" I asked myself as I pushed the kids body down the hole.

Homeless people are sooooo dumb. Don't have a house?? LOLL then buy one duh. Problem solved. Easy peasy

"An ant, oblivious to everything outside its small little world, is noticed by many, appreciated by few, and though the world wouldn't really care if it died, it keeps on going"
          
              -me