Hey!

Yeah you!

Read this is ya want i honesty dont care.

Im a small Australian who likes books! So my Mom is spelt Mum and other words deal with my non American life im fooken Australian okay cool! Not my fault if your american and hate me for spelling mom like mum calm ya tits xD im sorry im not mean.

just saying im Australian and American people may find me annoying as fuck and that.

I ride kangaroos to school and keep koalas like dogs, no no no. Research Australia we aren't as cool as we seem...

Cry everytime..


Okay im an obsessed alien that is kept at hell they call 'school'and when im not at my containment im at home (space) writing stories for ya to read to your mum, sister or bed if your lonley like me... 

Anyway friends of mine;
Satan
Ash
River
Isabelly
Moonbear

People i could meet irl today

Sean 

Mark

My father

Any ol Irishmen. XD. 


Got any questions just ask away!

Okay who actually reads this apart from me... Apple!












Roses are red voliets are blue on the putside im smiling but on the inside im dying