SeraphimSimp

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Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh oh
          	Story of Undertale
          	
          	I fell from the light
          	Talk or should I fight?
          	Monster genocide
          	This my Undertale
          	
          	I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
          	I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot
          	Explains the plot
          	Wants me dead, wants me to rot
          	
          	Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
          	And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone
          	Leaves me alone
          	But I escape and meet some bones
          	
          	Should I be a pacifist?
          	Or should I use my fists?
          	I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all
          	
          	I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
          	I want to wipe out the Monster race
          	I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
          	I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
          	
          	I fell from the light
          	Talk or Should I fight?
          	Monster genocide
          	This my Undertale
          	
          	I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose
          	With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose
          	Now watch me move
          	I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude
          	
          	Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
          	I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
          	Chara’s my coach
          	All these monsters I will poach
          	
          	Screw being pacifist
          	I think I’ll use my fists
          	I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all
          	
          	I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
          	I want to wipe out the Monster race
          	I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
          	I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
          	
          	Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
          	Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news
          	
          	King Asgore wants to collect human souls
          	Seven of them, is his ultimate goal
          	Open the door, to humanity’s realm
          	Start a new war, humans overwhelm
          	
          	I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
          	I want to wipe out the Monster race
          	I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
          	I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

SeraphimSimp

this message may be offensive
Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh oh
          Story of Undertale
          
          I fell from the light
          Talk or should I fight?
          Monster genocide
          This my Undertale
          
          I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
          I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot
          Explains the plot
          Wants me dead, wants me to rot
          
          Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
          And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone
          Leaves me alone
          But I escape and meet some bones
          
          Should I be a pacifist?
          Or should I use my fists?
          I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all
          
          I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
          I want to wipe out the Monster race
          I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
          I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
          
          I fell from the light
          Talk or Should I fight?
          Monster genocide
          This my Undertale
          
          I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose
          With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose
          Now watch me move
          I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude
          
          Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
          I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
          Chara’s my coach
          All these monsters I will poach
          
          Screw being pacifist
          I think I’ll use my fists
          I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all
          
          I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
          I want to wipe out the Monster race
          I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
          I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
          
          Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
          Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news
          
          King Asgore wants to collect human souls
          Seven of them, is his ultimate goal
          Open the door, to humanity’s realm
          Start a new war, humans overwhelm
          
          I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
          I want to wipe out the Monster race
          I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
          I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

SeraphimSimp

this message may be offensive
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.