Perhaps one day I'll put something on here...provided I do not become too attached to a story, decide to let it rule my life by turning it into a book, and then publish it. 
But I will gladly co-write a story with anybody who asks, I find that it is much more enjoyable to create something like that with someone. However, throw me horrible grammar, terrible dialog, and very underdeveloped characters...I will incinerate you.
And further more: Pancakes. That is all.