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"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me"
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green is such a pretty color | Smash Mouth enthusiast, I guess | annoyingly proud new far far awayer| uh local Lonely Oger | will yell about getting out of my swamp constantly and is fine with that | intersectional activists for the ogers are like onions movement | olm!! | we don't support lord farquaad in this swamp | hey don't use onions as an insult | big-ass liberal even though i'm not american | my swamp is my religion | Smash Mouth stan |
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Stories by Shrek
- 10 Published Stories

Things I Hate About Shrek Fanficti...
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I think this is pretty self-explanatory.
This is all about the problems in Shrek fanfictions.

Worldbuilding: The Swamp
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❝We lie slightly beyond your field of vision, Donkey-chan. But The Swamp is there, recognized or not. We are...