Glitter-Dono

Can we get the names of your other accounts please?

I found my old fellow murder partner! Hello again my friend.

Just so everyone knows, I am still very much alive. Just not super active because school. But in the midst of the quarantine, I- ....have nothing to do. 

And as this day draws to a close, we remember a legend, a queen and a hero.  But not to mourn. Never to mourn. Rather to celebrate the life and legacy left behind.
          Rest in Peace Stan Lee
          Excelsior

Y'all. I'm having an issue. I LIKE the idea of sex. But /I/ dont want to have sex. And I am confusion? Like. I'm a girl. I'm not trans. Female. Has a vagina. But the only kind of sex I feel myself being even vaguely interested in is topping someone. Like I penetrate them. /I/ dont want to be penetrated at all. But I still want to get ppl pleasure out of it. And i just?? Dont know?? Cant do that?? I has no Penis??

Me: *is single*
          Me: *gets a boyfriend who's a total dork, a sweetheart, and the perfect level of kinky*
          Me: OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE ALONE FOREVER

Cereal is just... Breakfast soup....
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          I'm tired ok??

Me, If I ever make a band: "Let's go by 'Crack'!"
          Others: "Why??"
          Me: "Because we're ridiculous, expensive and people get addicted to us."
          Others: "....Why are you like this?"
          Me: "Dunno. It's fun though!"

This is just... Awful. Absolutely atrocious. Spread it around. It needs to be heard.
          https://www.wattpad.com/765323379-please-share-this-please

So I was getting out clothes to wear today. My cat echo (kitten really) jumped up onto my bed, sniffed my underwear, grabbed them, jumped off the bed, tripped in them, attacked them, grabbed them again and ran out the door.
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