SergeZenonIII

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          Today is the release of Ballester Sallone! A story of a man, a gun for hire who, after a world shattering explosion grants him immortality, he ends up wandering a post apocalyptic wasteland, hunting down and killing  clones of a moron named Scott, who, during the explosion, was in the machine, creating millions of himself spread across the continent. Serge, the mad scientist behind all this, gains the sight of the Lord, God,  Scorpious, (yes, me.) who is recording all the events, so he helps guide Serge and Ballester with, and without their knowledge. As God, I only show up the least in their interactions, but I live rent free in their mind. Aliens crash land on earth as the gravity had increased on earth. Soon, an invasive species ends up conquering earth. But never fear, Ballester and his squad of friends and relatives have it under control! Or do they? There's trips to space, Ballester's past comes back to haunt him, you end up learning the lore of the strange species that is the clones of Scott, and Serge ends up messing with reality, and ends up making holes. With a messiah birth, and a next generation, read a nonsense story that doesn't really have a point. How will it all end?  Only You, yes You, are the audience, and are therefore part of the story. Is it actually happening, or is it just a tv show? These, and other existential questions will be asked, in Ballester Sallone, a nonsense, yet smart book that may have you question life itself. Based off a comic strip I wrote in eighth grade, the original comics were lost forever. So, enjoy what I could remember, and remember, it's all just jokes, it's basically a cartoon on paper. A zany cast of characters makes this a hilarious book that will have you wondering what's going to happen next!