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I, Fox, am now yet another year closer to debt and having to get absolutely no injuries or health problems at all because US Healthcare sucks  (That was a joke please don't sue me—)

Mom: says that I don't learn anything from JoJo since it's a work of fiction, and also says it can't be watched anymore because of the small amount of nuddity 
          
          Me who literally learned a few italian words from Melone: confused noises 

Friends: "Don't look up [No name for you] r34" 
          Me: looks it up anyways 
          Friends: "You flipping Donkey—" 
          
          based on a true story 

Zeke: "Hey Author, why are you cry-" 
          Me: tears of visible happiness 
          Zeke: "Uhhh, Author-" 
          Me: "We get another Waifu in the JoJo universe, that is why Zeke." 
          Zeke: "Uhhh, which Waifu? Jolyne, Hotpants, Yashuro-" 
          Me: "Jolyne." 
          Zeke: "Understandable, have a good day" 
          
          Sorry guys, but this is very exciting :D

Pizza Mozzarella, Pizza Mozzarella, rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella~ 
          
          Pizza Mozzarella, Pizza Mozzarella, rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella~ 
          
          helpithinki'veaccidentlyconsumedgyro'sblood-

Me: is gone for about a week or so because Wattpad didn't want to open for a while 
          95 Notifications: inhuman screeching

My Mom: "Can I see your phone" 
          Me: "Yeah sure" 
          Also Me: deletes everything 
          My mom just trying to order shoes: confusion

Me: "Alright, that's it. No more simping, it only causes pain, so from this day forward the most recent person I will simp for is Zeke Y-" 
          Kira and Diavolo's Hair: "Hello, may we enter your life?" 

Happy Reminder that you are Single and the only person you have to love is your Family (No memes, it ain't like that), and a Fictional Character. 
          
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          m o n k e 

Damn, that new AoT episode was L I T. Probably even more lit then Escanor, anyways I should finish the next chapter now-