There's nothing for people to  know about me, other than the fact that I'm obsessed with fanfiction. Now read nonsense that may make you smirk, I command the! Also if you don't, Hermes will crash your internet access, have fun with that.     

Age 6-- "Excuse me please."
Age 8-- "Can you scoot over please?'
Age 10-- "Move over"
Age 13-- "Dude, move!"
Age 15-- "Get the hell out of my way!"
Age 16-- *Shoves against wall*

"Penguins can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore I'm a penguin."

"The word "studying" was made up of two words originally - "students dying". 

"Stupid people are dangerous"

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity"