You know those ninjas in old movies where there's like, hundreds of them, but our hero just flips a fist up and knocks them out one at a time? The ones where they flood the room, but one kick to the chest and you forgot they existed? 

That's me. Just your average, everyday, run-of-the-mill ninja. 

In real life: I edited a novel that won an award. I like to write fiction and have aspirations of getting paid for it. I typically have an offbeat style, no matter what I'm writing, but I enjoy things that spark emotional connections. Sometimes horror, sometimes sci-fi, sometimes just nameless contemporary fiction.