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Sevannah_Storm
Sevannah_Storm
Evil villain: You can run, but you can't hide.
Me: That's where you're wrong. I can't run, either.
Sevannah_Storm
If really good-looking people are 'eye candy,' I guess that puts me somewhere around 'vanilla pudding.'
Sevannah_Storm
No, I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around, smacking food out of my hands.
Sevannah_Storm
I wish leg hairs died in winter like grass does.
Sevannah_Storm
I've done the math, and 30 fun-sized candies equals one regular-sized candy.
You can trust me. I've taken algebra twice.
wdhenning
@Sevannah_Storm Truth. And do you know why they call these little candies ‘fun-sized’? Because the words ‘disappointing-sized’ won’t fit on the tiny packaging.
Sevannah_Storm
I'm bringing sexy back, but like from the 1700s.
Here's a glimpse of my ankle, you filthy pervert.
Sevannah_Storm
The weather is nuts. Warm. Cold. Warm. Cold. My nipples are exhausted.
DennisRoyer
@Sevannah_Storm So true here. The past few days is 70 degrees F. during the day and 40 degrees F. during the night.
Sevannah_Storm
"Say something hot to me in Spanish."
Me: "Jalapeno."
Sevannah_Storm
I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes.