Sevannah Storm

If you put peanut butter on a rice cake, you can throw it farther.

Sad how there are so few options for aspiring mongers. Only fear, war, and fish.

They don't tell you how much of your adult life will be spent preparing chicken breasts in various ways.

I'm not sure I'm pretty enough to be considered a hot mess, but I can be considered a room-temperature inconvenience.

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig...
          
          It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

Running is awesome until you compare it to NOT running.

If it hurts you more than them, you're probably holding the taser the wrong way.

There are two wolves inside you.
          WebMD: wolf cancer.

You can say saucy jizz instead of sausages, and no one will ever notice.

The human body is 90% water, so basically, we're just cucumbers with anxiety.