Sevannah Storm

Vampires are real. Every day I meet at least one person who sucks the life out of me.

I smacked Dwayne Johnson on the butt once.
          That was the day I hit rock bottom.

Actually used cash today at a convenience store. Might chop wood later. Maybe ride the horse into town to get provisions.

The swordfish has few predators in the wild, except for the seldom-seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.

I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who back up just using their mirrors...

Regular back:
          - hurts regularly
          - boring
          - stupid bones
          
          Backstreet's back:
          - all right.

My bills ain't even bills anymore...they're full-grown.
          I call them Williams.

Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn't a real sport.

If Agatha Christie can get revenge on her cheating husband by faking her death and selling 2 billion copies of her novels, I can surely make it to Friday.

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much, it's likely tequilya.