Sevannah Storm

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Just went to someone else's circus, and my f  #$king monkeys were there!

As I glued a piranha to my boomerang, I couldn't shake the thought that this was going to come back to bite me.

People be like "spooky season is here."
          ...Bro, the entire year's been terrifying.

A squirt gun filled with tuna water would be a pretty devastating weapon.

Hello how are you doing 

Y'know, for the first time ever, I reached every one of my New Year's resolutions:
          
          Age a little every day. Check.
          Restart my diet/exercise plan. Check Check Check.
          Buy more leggings. Check. Five more pairs!
          Never run out of coffee. Check. Buy in bulk, I always say.
          Say "it's almost weekend" a lot. Alas, check. I really should learn to say this in another language. Suggestions welcome.
          Persevere because I'm stubborn. Absolutely check!

I don't care if you lick windows, run into walls, or occasionally pee on yourself. You hang in there, sunshine. You're friggin' special.

When drinking the sweetened milk left over from my bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios, it suddenly occurred to me that I was sucking down cow boob juice sweetened with artificial bee spit.
          I didn't stop, but it did make me pause.
          It's best not to overthink some things.

Chinese takeout - $37.
          The gas to get it - $3.
          Getting home and realizing they forgot to pack a container: riceless.