Sevannah Storm

My bills ain't even bills anymore...they're full-grown.
          I call them Williams.

Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn't a real sport.

If Agatha Christie can get revenge on her cheating husband by faking her death and selling 2 billion copies of her novels, I can surely make it to Friday.

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much, it's likely tequilya.

Remember: having s3x regularly keeps your memory alive. I wish you all a happy 2016!

You don't actually wash your hands. They wash each other while you stand there and watch them like a creep.

The 'P' in my name stands for patience. That's why it's not there.

I don't watch football, so I don't know who Taylor Swift is. But he sounds fast.

helo <3

Evil villain: You can run, but you can't hide.
          Me: That's where you're wrong. I can't run, either.