Sevannah_Storm
Apparently, you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. That's cruel and unfair.
Sevannah_Storm
Sevannah_Storm
If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like "oranges."
Somerschool
@Sevannah_Storm -- you're so kind. I took a shot at writing "spicy Christian romance." Decided I'm not in your league, so now I'm working on a cross between Amish romance and Gothic horror. Oh, yes, with some hard sci fi thrown in.
Somerschool
@Sevannah_Storm -- I see you're still here cracking folks up. I've been elsewhere for the last three years but back with the writing bug. Good to see you're my North Star of Wattpad!
Sevannah_Storm
A copy of "A Christmas Carol" just fell on my toe.
It hurts like the Dickens.
Sevannah_Storm
The difference between me and Superman...
He has super vision. I require supervision.
Sevannah_Storm
Many people ask why I drink so much wine, it’s because I have a genetic condition where my body doesn’t produce its own alcohol, therefore I’m forced to take a supplement.
Sevannah_Storm
Fun fact about me: The drunker I get, the more karate I know.
Sevannah_Storm
I'd rather take the ring all the way to Mordor than head to the shops right now.
Sevannah_Storm
My ducks: in a row.
My elephant: addressed.
My eggs: in several baskets.
My bigger fish: fried.
Sevannah_Storm
Just went to someone else's circus, and my f #$king monkeys were there!
Sevannah_Storm
As I glued a piranha to my boomerang, I couldn't shake the thought that this was going to come back to bite me.